Behold.
A man.
A ledge.
A man on a ledge...sometimes.
Now, this could have been something quite beautiful, moving and clever.
Just picture it; a man, a suicidal man, a man with nothing left to live for, a hopeless man...perched high above a city that doesn't care whether he lives or dies...looking down on the half lives, half lived...feeling more alive than he ever has at the moment that his life is about to end.
Phew.
Sadly this is not that film.
This is a film about an innocent man, wrongfully arrested, his life taken from him and his attempts to make those responsible pay.
Actually that sounds pretty good too.
No?
Yes.
Even more sadly this is a film that cannot manage to take a good idea and make a good film out of it.
This is dumb, dumb, dumb and dumber.
Plot holes bigger than Michael Fassbenders magic wand.
Acting so stiff and wooden that you could smell the MDF from the back row.
A script that makes the writers on "The Archers" look like Aaron Sorkin.
Honestly, I know that this sounds terribly mean and that it reeks of the sort of "look at me" film criticism that nobody likes but this is a truly horrible cinematic experience.
Even Ed Harris is simply going through the motions...you can see the pain etched on his face as he delivers every ridiculous line he's given.
You don't believe me?
This film actually contains the line; "Nobody's getting into that beast" which is uttered by a security guard who is awe-struck by a safe.
A safe.
We are meant to believe that anyone would be wowed by a safe?
"Nobody's getting into that beast"
I mean, really.
Leading man Sam Worthington has appeared in;
"Terminator: Salvation"
"Avatar"
"Clash of the Titans"
He is currently slated for "Wrath of the Titans" and "Avatar 2".
This should tell you something about Worthington and everything about "Man on a Ledge".
To appear in one "Avatar" is unfortunate but to agree to appear in a second is just perverse.
No, I'm afraid that "Man on a Ledge" is just about the least amount of fun you can have in a dark room.
Boo.
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Shame
Disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting.
Honestly, why do film-makers feel the need to do it?
Nobody wants to see it.
It just makes me so angry.
Anyway, enough about Carey Mulligan...
Actually, no, let's have a little bit more about Carey Mulligan.
What is the point of Carey Mulligan?
We already have Kiera Knightley to be a posh English girl who can't act and who isn't as pretty as people keep telling us she is so why do we need another one?
Possibly Mulligan is styling herself as arthouse Knightley..."An Education", "Drive" and now "Shame" are all fine, fine films (apart from "An Education" which was a steaming turd of a film but one that, like "The Kings Speech", really played well with middle-everything audiences...imagine the Daily Mail rage if "An Education" had been about a comprehensive school, black girl who set off on the same "journey"!) and Mulligan has made very good career choices.
My question is why do fine directors like McQueen and Refn cast her?
She is, at best, a capable performer and I'm sure she is very lovely but she is so far behind her co-stars as to make her performances seem little more than am-dram by comparison.
She is also absolutely incapable of a convincing American accent for any longer than three syllables.
One minute she is John Wayne and the next she is Joan Bakewell.
It's irritating and breaks the connection with the character.
OK.
I think I'm done with the Mulligan rant.
"Shame" is a tremendous film.
However, it is also a tremendously difficult film to watch.
Billed as a film about a sex addict there will, I have no doubt, be packs of young men turning up to see it in the hope that it will be some of multiplex porno...they will leave sorely disappointed because this is a film where sex is mere background to the real pornography of the empty, hollow, unfulfilled nature of modern life.
Opening on a shot of a corpse like Brandon (Fassbender) lying wrapped in blue sheets "Shame" like McQueens previous feature "Hunger" is never anything but beautiful to look at...even when what is happening on screen seems unbearably ugly. Color, shots, mise-en-scene and costume are all carefully selected and tenderly managed by the director making the experience feel like a walk through a contemporary art gallery.
As Brandon rouses himself from his catatonic state we are confronted with his naked self as he parades around his hipper than hip New York apartment readying himself for a day at work and a night hunting. A voicemail message from a woman begging for Brandon to pick up is dismissed by him and by us as just another notch on his bedpost who has become "needy" or "clingy".
On the tube Brandon fixes an unhappy, beautiful but married young woman with a gaze that leaves her in doubt as to his intentions and desires. She is interested, flattered but unsure. She exits the carriage and makes her way through the crowd to street level...evading Brandon who follows her like a shark cutting through the water. On this occasion he fails to catch his prey but it isn't long before someone else is filling the emptiness of his life.
We learn that the voicemail message has been left by his sister Sissy (Mulligan) who drops into his apartment and into his life and immediately begins to unravel the world that Brandon has constructed. As they stand on the platform of the underground together we see a loose thread on the shoulder of his jacket...his life, like his jacket, in the early stages of decay.
Sissy sleeps with Brandons boss, Brandon sleeps with some other people, a palpable tension grows and swells between the brother and sister and one cannot help but feel that there is another source of shame other than the one we assume is Brandons own at the nature of his addiction...a love that dare not speak its name may exist between these two and it is that love that has driven Brandon to avoid "relationships" and use sex as a means of control.
This is a film that asks questions and delivers few answers.
"Shame" is an emotion that few of us have a real understanding of...it is more intense than disappointment, more jarring than upset and more devastating than regret. Shame is the name of the thing that drives people who are empty, who are disgusted with their choices, who are out of control and who don't know where they are going. It is a powerful and awful thing.
McQueens "Shame" is equally powerful and beautifully, delicately awful in places.
Absolutely disgusting.
Honestly, why do film-makers feel the need to do it?
Nobody wants to see it.
It just makes me so angry.
Anyway, enough about Carey Mulligan...
Actually, no, let's have a little bit more about Carey Mulligan.
What is the point of Carey Mulligan?
We already have Kiera Knightley to be a posh English girl who can't act and who isn't as pretty as people keep telling us she is so why do we need another one?
Possibly Mulligan is styling herself as arthouse Knightley..."An Education", "Drive" and now "Shame" are all fine, fine films (apart from "An Education" which was a steaming turd of a film but one that, like "The Kings Speech", really played well with middle-everything audiences...imagine the Daily Mail rage if "An Education" had been about a comprehensive school, black girl who set off on the same "journey"!) and Mulligan has made very good career choices.
My question is why do fine directors like McQueen and Refn cast her?
She is, at best, a capable performer and I'm sure she is very lovely but she is so far behind her co-stars as to make her performances seem little more than am-dram by comparison.
She is also absolutely incapable of a convincing American accent for any longer than three syllables.
One minute she is John Wayne and the next she is Joan Bakewell.
It's irritating and breaks the connection with the character.
OK.
I think I'm done with the Mulligan rant.
"Shame" is a tremendous film.
However, it is also a tremendously difficult film to watch.
Billed as a film about a sex addict there will, I have no doubt, be packs of young men turning up to see it in the hope that it will be some of multiplex porno...they will leave sorely disappointed because this is a film where sex is mere background to the real pornography of the empty, hollow, unfulfilled nature of modern life.
Opening on a shot of a corpse like Brandon (Fassbender) lying wrapped in blue sheets "Shame" like McQueens previous feature "Hunger" is never anything but beautiful to look at...even when what is happening on screen seems unbearably ugly. Color, shots, mise-en-scene and costume are all carefully selected and tenderly managed by the director making the experience feel like a walk through a contemporary art gallery.
As Brandon rouses himself from his catatonic state we are confronted with his naked self as he parades around his hipper than hip New York apartment readying himself for a day at work and a night hunting. A voicemail message from a woman begging for Brandon to pick up is dismissed by him and by us as just another notch on his bedpost who has become "needy" or "clingy".
On the tube Brandon fixes an unhappy, beautiful but married young woman with a gaze that leaves her in doubt as to his intentions and desires. She is interested, flattered but unsure. She exits the carriage and makes her way through the crowd to street level...evading Brandon who follows her like a shark cutting through the water. On this occasion he fails to catch his prey but it isn't long before someone else is filling the emptiness of his life.
We learn that the voicemail message has been left by his sister Sissy (Mulligan) who drops into his apartment and into his life and immediately begins to unravel the world that Brandon has constructed. As they stand on the platform of the underground together we see a loose thread on the shoulder of his jacket...his life, like his jacket, in the early stages of decay.
Sissy sleeps with Brandons boss, Brandon sleeps with some other people, a palpable tension grows and swells between the brother and sister and one cannot help but feel that there is another source of shame other than the one we assume is Brandons own at the nature of his addiction...a love that dare not speak its name may exist between these two and it is that love that has driven Brandon to avoid "relationships" and use sex as a means of control.
This is a film that asks questions and delivers few answers.
"Shame" is an emotion that few of us have a real understanding of...it is more intense than disappointment, more jarring than upset and more devastating than regret. Shame is the name of the thing that drives people who are empty, who are disgusted with their choices, who are out of control and who don't know where they are going. It is a powerful and awful thing.
McQueens "Shame" is equally powerful and beautifully, delicately awful in places.
Thursday, 5 January 2012
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
David Fincher is one hell of a director.
"7even"
"Fight Club"
"Zodiac"
"The Social Network"
What a set of films.
However...one has to remember that in between each of those films Fincher also delivered;
"The Game"
"Panic Room"
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
And now his remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo".
Fincher giveth and Fincher taketh.
The novel which has now served as the source material for two films is (whisper it) rotten and about as close to literature as anything by Dan Brown.
It's like Harry Potter for big people...not very good, a bit diverting on a long train/plane journey and it lets you convince people that you are a "reader".
The original movie version was reviewed by me here and I stand by every single word of that.
This version has also been receiving rave reviews but the truth of the matter is that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
The whole thing is so outrageous that if it didn't include "that" scene then it would be sitting alongside the likes of "Twilight" and "I Am Number Four" as teen-girl fodder. Salander is the sort of superhero that boxroom rebels of the female persuasion would love to be like and that their boyfriends would like to be with. She's a computer whiz, she's got a wacky haircut, she don't take no shit from nobody and she plays by her own rules.
The problem is that both films do contain "that" scene...where Salander takes a terrible but justifiable revenge on a man who has raped her. That means that the sort of audience who could buy into the nonsense that bulks out the rest of the running time can't see it.
The mystery of the missing girl is resolved very neatly but one can't help but feel that the whole thing could have been solved a lot quicker...both on screen and in the "real world" of the story. I mean, forty years to figure out that "Harriet" is still alive? Really? Only the combination of a disgraced journalist and an autistic cyber-punk could work this one out?
So, a film about child abusing, women hating, murdering, psychopathic, Nazi sympathising, multi-millionaire Swedes and a deranged, man hating/man loving, rapist torturing, genius/idiot savant, cyber-punk AGAIN but this time in English and with the added bonus of the opening title sequence looking like a video for a Marilyn Manson single.
In every way, pointless.
"7even"
"Fight Club"
"Zodiac"
"The Social Network"
What a set of films.
However...one has to remember that in between each of those films Fincher also delivered;
"The Game"
"Panic Room"
"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
And now his remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo".
Fincher giveth and Fincher taketh.
The novel which has now served as the source material for two films is (whisper it) rotten and about as close to literature as anything by Dan Brown.
It's like Harry Potter for big people...not very good, a bit diverting on a long train/plane journey and it lets you convince people that you are a "reader".
The original movie version was reviewed by me here and I stand by every single word of that.
This version has also been receiving rave reviews but the truth of the matter is that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
The whole thing is so outrageous that if it didn't include "that" scene then it would be sitting alongside the likes of "Twilight" and "I Am Number Four" as teen-girl fodder. Salander is the sort of superhero that boxroom rebels of the female persuasion would love to be like and that their boyfriends would like to be with. She's a computer whiz, she's got a wacky haircut, she don't take no shit from nobody and she plays by her own rules.
The problem is that both films do contain "that" scene...where Salander takes a terrible but justifiable revenge on a man who has raped her. That means that the sort of audience who could buy into the nonsense that bulks out the rest of the running time can't see it.
The mystery of the missing girl is resolved very neatly but one can't help but feel that the whole thing could have been solved a lot quicker...both on screen and in the "real world" of the story. I mean, forty years to figure out that "Harriet" is still alive? Really? Only the combination of a disgraced journalist and an autistic cyber-punk could work this one out?
So, a film about child abusing, women hating, murdering, psychopathic, Nazi sympathising, multi-millionaire Swedes and a deranged, man hating/man loving, rapist torturing, genius/idiot savant, cyber-punk AGAIN but this time in English and with the added bonus of the opening title sequence looking like a video for a Marilyn Manson single.
In every way, pointless.
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